I loved this moment in school today
Me: Peter I gotta take a piss so bad.
Peter: Me too, go to the bathroom.
Me: I'm not like you I can't just whip out my dinky winky to piss my ass has to touch the seat.
Random Senior: That's because guys are awesome. We can pee in the snow.
Me: So can I. I just need a funnel.
Random Senior: Oh my gosh that's the best answer anyone has ever given me.
His friend: She sounds like she had that planned.
Me: Yeah because I've done it before.
Random Senior: *reaches hand out through crowd of people*
Me: *low fives him back*